January 2010
48 posts
The Kooks's Biography
”The Kooks” is a rock band which formed in Brighton, England, United Kingdom in 2004. The band currently consists of four members; Luke Pritchard (vocals, guitar), Hugh Harris (guitar), Peter Denton (bass) and Paul Garred (drums). They have released two studio albums; their 2006 debut Inside in/Inside Out peaked at number two on the UK Albums Chart, and their 2008 follow up Konk reached number...
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Happy: Happy Endings The All-American Rejects
Sad: The Saddest Song - The Ataris
Love: How You Love Me Now - Hey Monday
Hate: Can’t Stop, Gotta Date With Hate - Lostprophets
Light: Light My Fire - The Doors
Dark: Dark Days - The Used
Good: Goodbye To You - The Used
Bad: Bad Kids - Black Lips
Hello:...
WHOA.
A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students the
teacher asked,"Boy. what is your problem?"
Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first grade.My sister is in the
third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
third-grade too!"
The Teacher had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office. While
the boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he
would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his
questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed.
Boy. was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he
agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy.: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy.: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think
Boy can go to the third-grade." the teacher says to the principal, "I
have some of my own questions.
Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy. both agree.
the teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two
of?
Boy., after a moment "Legs."
Teacher : "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy.: "Pockets."
Teacher : What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy.: Coconut
Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky? The
principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer,
Boy. was taking charge.
Boy.: Bubblegum
Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a
dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before
he could stop the answer...
Boy.: Shake hands
Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Boy.: Yep.
Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I
get wet before you do.
Boy.: Tent
Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The
best man always has me first.The Principal was looking restless, a bit
tense.
Boy.: Wedding Ring
Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow
me, you feel good.
Boy.: Nose
Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy.: Arrow
Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of
heat and excitement?
Boy.: Firetruck
Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you dont get
it u have to use ur hand.
Boy.: Fork
Teacher: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men
than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife
after they're married?
Boy.: SURNAME
Teacher: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of
veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
Boy.: HEART.
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
"Send this Boy to College, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"
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: ))) damn.
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WIIIIIIIIIIN =))
Milan 2-1 Novara: Late Flamini Goal Seals...
Milan have sealed their passage to the next round of the Coppa Italia with a 2-1 win over Novara, but the match was in the balance until a late goal from Mathieu Flamini.
Brazilian Coach Leonardo left out a number of stars, including Alessandro Nesta and David Beckham. Meanwhile, Ronaldinho was suspended and Clarence Seedorf, Pato, and Gianluca Zambrotta were all injured, so a second-string...
“Life is about focusing & balancing. If you focus and lose your balance, you...”
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“ As you grow older, you will discover that you have 2 hands: one for helping...”
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“ No one ever gets tired of loving, but everyone gets tired of…. waiting,...”
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“ Never change yourself for…. “anyone.” It’s never worth...”
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Today's 5
The Cab - I’ll Run. The Wombats - Moving To New York. The Wombats - School Uniforms. Cajun Dance Party - Colourful Life. Hey Monday - 6 Months.
“A boy cried to God and asked, “Why did i lose her?” God replied:...”
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“ Silence is golden, but…. yelling is ‘fun!’ ”
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“A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.”
– Albert Einstein (via simtan) (via quote-book)
The Used - Smother Me
Let me be the one who calls you baby
All the time
Surely you can take some comfort
Knowing that you’re mine
Just hold me tight, lay by my side
And let me be the one who calls you
Baby all the time
I found my place in the world
Could stare at your face for the rest of my days
Now I can’t breathe, turn my insides out
And smother me
Warm and alive I’m...
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Milan Striker Filippo Inzaghi Set To Snub New Deal...
Milan striker Filippo Inzaghi is set to reject a new one-year extension, and join Parma at the end of the season. According to Qsvs.it, the Rossoneri have already prepared a contract for the 36-year-old, whose current deal expires in the summer. However, despite Milan’s efforts to keep him, Inzaghi is focused on playing regularly, and he has been pondering the prospect of joining Parma....
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Phoenix's Biography
Thomas Mars, Deck D’Arcy, Christian Mazzalai and Laurent Brancowitz started playing music as kids in a suburb of Versailles during the same cultural period that produced late-’90s bands such as Air and Daft Punk. Phoenix formed in 1999 and started off as the backing band for a remix of Air’s “Kelly Watch the Stars” single. Soon after, Phoenix released their debut album United in 2000. The name...
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Valencia will sell Villa, Silva in 2010
Valencia are ready to sell their two Davids in 2010.
Sport says the club’s debts have forced Valencia to seek buyers for David Villa and David Silva at the end of this season. Even Champions League qualification won’t be enough for Los Che to avoid cashing in on their star duo.
Villa is on the agenda of both Chelsea and Manchester United, while Silva is a favourite...
Alessandro Nesta: Milan Have Found The Right... →
Milan centre-back Alessandro Nesta believes the Rossoneri have finally hit their stride and it showed last night as they thrashed Juventus 3-0 at the Olimpico. The ex-Lazio man opened the scoring on 29 minutes and Brazilian star Ronaldinho put the result beyond doubt with a brace in the second half. “I am happy to have managed to score and help the team achieve an important result,” Nesta...
Wolfsburg Keeping Tabs On Milan Defenders Kakha... →
Reigning Bundesliga champions Wolfsburg are closely monitoring Milan defenders Kakhaber Kaladze and Marek Jankulovski, according to a report in Wolfsburger Allgeime Zeitung. Wolfsburg coach Armin Veh has been far from satisfied with the Wolfe’s defensive performances in the first half of the season and is desperate to add to his ranks at the back. The German outfit were previously linked...
Guus Hiddink Set To Take Over At Juventus - Report... →
Guus Hiddink’s prospects of joining Juventus have increased after being allowed to leave his post as Russia coach, according to sports.life.ru. Hiddink has reportedly been given permission by the Russian authorities to coach a club team, like he did with Chelsea last year. Russian sports minister Vitaly Mutko said, “Hiddink can coach a club side. In the case of Chelsea, there were...
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My Fantasy Premier League Team
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Die and succeed
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#Today5
Andrew W.K. - Pretty Hard, Black Kids - Hurricane Jane, Stereophonics - A Thousand Trees, Ocean Colour Scene - Up On The Downside, Nikka Costa - Everybody’s Got Their Something
Just deactive my Plurk account.
There’s not much I know about you.
And when he asked me, "do you still love me?" I...
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#Today's5
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Suck My Kiss, Ran - Jadi Gila, Phoenix - Girlfriend, Ke$ha - TiK ToK, Funeral For A Friend - History
“Tell me all of these lies so I can hide the truth.”
– gittayunanda
“Tell the truth. It’s the easiest thing to remember.”
– David Mamet (via kari-shma)
